I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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