I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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