He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I AM VODKA MAN
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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