Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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