well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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