don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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