who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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