she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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