If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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