i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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