After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
