Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Do I have a choice?
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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