i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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