did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
