So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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