Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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