Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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