hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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