Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
