I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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