Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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