new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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