The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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