i can't believe i had my finger in that
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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