I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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