worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
