That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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