the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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