Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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