also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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