I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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