Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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