then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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