The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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