i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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