My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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