what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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