On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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