I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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