Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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