she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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