She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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