I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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