I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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