Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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