Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
