Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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