either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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