Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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