i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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