I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Someone signed my nipple.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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