I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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