I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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